The Dirty Vicar Sketch
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Cut to two ladies taking tea in an Edwardian drawing room. First Lady (Carol)
Chivers the butler enters. Chivers (Graham)
Enter a Swiss mountaineer in Tyrolean hat, lederhosen, haversack, icepick, etc. Followed by two men in evening dress. They look round and exit. First Lady
Chivers is obviously goosed from behind by the Dirty Vicar. Vicar (Terry J.)
He pounces upon the second lady, throws her skirt over her head and pushes her over the back of the sofa, then rolls around on top of her.
The vicar stands up from behind the sofa, his shirt open and his hair awry; he reaches over and puts his hand down the first lady's front. Vicar
The vicar suddenly pulls back and looks around him as if in the horror of dawning realisation. Vicar
The second lady struggles to her feet from behind the couch, completely disheveled. Her own gown completely ripped open. Chivers
They take their seats on the couch. Vicar
He throws himself on the hostess across the tea table, knocking it over and they disappear over the back of the hostess's chair. Grunts etc. Enter Dickie applauding. Also, we hear audience applause. Dickie (Eric)
The cast of the sketch stand in a line at the back, looking awkward and smiling. Fade out.