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The Man With Three Buttocks

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В ролях:

Эрик Айдл
Джон Клиз
Arthur Frampton
Терри Джонс


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Исполнен на альбоме «Monty Python's Flying Circus» под названием «More Television Interviews/Arthur Frampton».

Выходил на:

  • Flying circus, season 1, episode 2
  • Monty Python's Flying Circus" (album)
  • The cast:

    Eric Idle
    John Cleese
    Arthur Frampton
    Terry Jones


    Announcer: And now for something completely different. A man with three buttocks!

    Host : I have with me Mr Arthur Frampton who… (pause) Mr. Frampton, I understand that you - um - as it were… (pause) Well let me put it another way. Erm, I believe that whereas most people have - er - two… Two.

    Frampton: Oh, sure.

    Host: Ah well, er, Mr Frampton. Erm, is that chair comfortable?

    Frampton: Fine, yeah, fine.

    Host:Mr Frampton, er, vis a vis your… (pause) rump.

    Frampton: I beg your pardon?

    Host:Your rump.

    Frampton: What?

    Host:Er, your derriere. (Whispers) Posterior. Sit-upon.

    Frampton: What's that?

    Host: (whispers) Your buttocks.

    Frampton: Oh, me bum!

    Host: (hurriedly) Sshhh! Well now, I understand that you, Mr Frampton, have a… (pause) 50% bonus in the region of what you say.

    Frampton: I got three cheeks.

    Host:Yes, yes, excellent, excellent. Well we were wondering, Mr Frampton, if you could see your way clear to giving us a quick… (pause) a quick visual… (long pause). Mr Frampton, would you take your trousers down.

    Frampton: What? (to cameramen) 'Ere, get that away! I'm not taking me trousers down on television. What do you think I am?

    Host:Please take them down.

    Frampton: No!

    Host:No, er look, er Mr Frampton. It's quite easy for somebody just to come along here claiming… that they have a bit to spare in the botty department. The point is, our viewers need proof.

    Frampton: I've been on Persian Radio … Get off! Arthur Figgis knows I've got three buttocks.

    Host: How?

    Frarnpton: We go cycling together.

    (Cut to shot of two men riding tandem. The one behind (Graham) looks down, looks up and exclaims 'strewth '.)

    Announcer: (sitting at desk) And now for something completely different. A man with three buttocks.

    (Interview studio again.)

    Interviewer: Good evening, I have with me Mr Arthur Frampton, who.. Mr Frampton I understand that you, as it were - well let me put it another way… I believe Mr Frampton that whereas most people… didn't we do this just now?

    Frampton: Er … yes.

    Interviewer: Well why didn't you say so?

    Frarnpton: I thought it was the continental version.

    (Cut back to Announcer sitting confidently at desk)

    Announcer: And now for something completely the same - a man with three buttocks. (phone on desk rings - he answers) Hullo? … Oh, did we. (puts phone down and looks at camera) And now for something completely different. A man with three noses.

    Off-Screen Voice: He's not here yet!

    Announcer: Two noses?

    About the sketch:

    It was also performed on their Album - Monty Python's Flying Circus' under the name More Television Interviews/Arthur Frampton.