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(Cut to Veronica in the 'Party Hints' set - a chintzy kitchen.)
Veronica (Eric Idle): Hello, last week on 'Party Hints' I showed
you how to rnakc a small plate of goulash go round twenty-six people,
how to get the best out of your canapes, and how to unblock your 1oo.
This week I'm going to tell you what to do if there is an armed communist
uprising near your home when you're having a party. Well obviously it'll
depend how far you've got with your party when the signal for Red Revolt
is raised. If you're just having preliminary aperitifs - Dubonnet, a
sherry or a sparkling white wine - then the guests will obviously be
in a fairly formal mood and it will be difficult to tell which are the
communist agitators. So the thing to do is to get some cloth and some
bits of old paper, put it down on the floor and shoot everybody. This
will deal with the Red Menace on your own doorstep. If you're having
canapds, as I showed you .last week, or an outdoor barbecue, then the
thing to do is set fire ,.o all houses in the street. This will stir
up anti-communist hatred and your neighbours will be right with you
as you organize counter-revolutionary terror. So you see, if you act
promptly . enough, any left-wing uprising can be dealt with by the end
of the party. Bye…
