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Ah, well 'I'm afraid we have to stop the film
there, as some of the scenes which followed were of a violent nature
which might have proved distressing to some of our viewers. Though not
to me, I can tell you. (cut to another camera; the presenter turns
to face it,)
In Nova Scotia today, Mr Roy Bent of North Walsham
in Norfolk became the first man to cross the Atlantic on a tricycle.
His tricycle, specially adapted for the crossing, was ninety feet long,
with a protective steel hull, three funnels, seventeen first-class cabins
and a radar scanner. (A head and shoulders picture of Roy Bent comes
up on the screen behind him)
Mr Bent is in our Durham studios, which
is rather unfortunate as we're all down here in London. And in London
I have with me Mr Ludovic Grayson, the man who scored all six goals
in Arsenal's 1-0 victory over the Turkish Champions FC Botty.